A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the
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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation .
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy . As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous sho
Pass on to all 50 yrs and older.Cardiovascular Exercise The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.
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California...Louisiana
California:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "
Remember when you were young and you were at a wedding and the old lady poke you and thay all sad you are next. Well now I got madded about it, and now I go to funeral and poke them and I tell them you next.
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A SENIOR CITIZEN GOES IN FOR HIS YEARLY PHYSICAL WITH HIS WIFE TAGGING ALONG.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
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If I didn't have a dog or cat......
I could walk around the yard barefoot.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated?
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound li
Two ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
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Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is
