Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation .
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy . As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc .
T he next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb . They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them . . They couldn't help but stare .
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by . They were both stunned . How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits .
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine . After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them . Again she nodded at each of them, and said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away . One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady . '
'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied,
'Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen ..'
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LOLthats good. you are on a roll.