A blind man enters a lesbian bar
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things... 1 - The bartender is a blonde woman. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and 5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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I understand how he feels
Thats a good 1
LOL
What do you have if there is two rows of blonds facing each other?
A wind tunnel !!!!!
Were those his last words??? LOL
Thats just funny I dont care who you are!
Little did he know he was in the presence of all five of my ex-wives! Dang I sure miss that little blind guy!! ?;~)
FIVE????!!!! Who do you think you are Micky Ronney? I learned my lessen with the first. Somebody here is a glutten for punishment.
Actually it was only three Riverdigger, two of them were actually bleach blonds and didn't count. Artificial intelligence in reverse, lol! Yup, pick out the worst woman you have ever known and I probably at least dated her! Truth be told, my second one is the mother of my two offspring and really is a nice person. She actually enjoyed riding my Harleys with me, the other two just stole 'em! None of 'em know how to prospect so sshhh!!
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