My bud and I were working the stream. While walking over to the sluice box, I slipped. My bud says, " real miners don't slip on the rocks". I let it go 'til he came up out of the water yellin' " Man, that water is cold".
I said, real miners don't com
Read more…Lets have a moment of silence for all the people stuck in traffic, on their way to the gym, to ride a stationary bike.
Read more…If H2O is in a fire highdran. What is on the out side.
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from little Durant
Read more…I recently went to the cemetary to put flowers on my fathers grave. As I stood there remembering the good times with him, I observed a man kneeling facing a headstone. The man was sobbing almost uncontrolably, and saying why, why did you have to go s
Read more…An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, Sarah Palin, said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." Sh
YOU ARE ON A HORSE GALLOPING AT A CONSTANT SPEED
ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE THERE IS A STEEP DROP OFF
ON YOUR LEFT SIDE IS AN ELEPHANT RUNNING AT SAME SPEED
DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU IS A BOUNCING KANGAROO AND YOUR HORSE IS UNABLE TO OVERTAKE IT
BEHIND YOU
Read more…I saw this in another place and thought it was funny so here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Read more…A good Catholic Joke
The Pope and President Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go
A very devout catholic man attended mass everyday. After mass he would always go before a statue a very beloved saint and pray " Please, Please my beloved saint. Let me win the lottery". Everyday faithfuly for years this man would repeat the same
Read more…The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff, spilled mil
New Commemorative Pistol
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of the United States Senate and the House of Representatives.
It will be named "THE CONGRESSMAN".
It doesn't work and you can't fire it
