My bud and I were working the stream. While walking over to the sluice box, I slipped. My bud says, " real miners don't slip on the rocks". I let it go 'til he came up out of the water yellin' " Man, that water is cold".
I recently went to the cemetary to put flowers on my fathers grave. As I stood there remembering the good times with him, I observed a man kneeling facing a headstone. The man was sobbing almost uncontrolably, and saying why, why did you have to go s
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin, said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." Sh
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
A very devout catholic man attended mass everyday. After mass he would always go before a statue a very beloved saint and pray " Please, Please my beloved saint. Let me win the lottery". Everyday faithfuly for years this man would repeat the same
There was an elderly woman that had recently lost her husband. Because she had solely depended on her husbands finances during the marriage, she now had no means of support. So Gerty decided to get a job. The next day, she went down to the employm
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff, spilled mil
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. ... If a Republican is a veg