Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband
would be pleasant
and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small
present for me.
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband
would be pleasant
and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small
present for me.
As it turned out, He barely said good morning, Let alone
' Happy Birthday.'
' Happy Birthday.'
I thought....Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids.... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office, I felt
pretty low and somewhat despondent.
We went to lunch. but we
didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro with a
private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Bob said, 'You know,
it's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
do we?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my
place, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house, Bob
turned to me and said, If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously
replied.He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came
out Carrying a huge birthday cake ...Followed by my husband, My kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy
Birthday'.
And I just sat there....
On the
couch....
Naked.
breakfast and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office, I felt
pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, My
handsome Boss Bob, said,
'Good Morning, and by the way, Happy Birthday!
handsome Boss Bob, said,
'Good Morning, and by the way, Happy Birthday!
I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
Iworked until one o'clock , when Bob knocked on my door and said,
'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside and it is your Birthday,
What do you say we
go out to lunch, Just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Bob, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
Iworked until one o'clock , when Bob knocked on my door and said,
'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside and it is your Birthday,
What do you say we
go out to lunch, Just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Bob, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
We went to lunch. but we
didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro with a
private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Bob said, 'You know,
it's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
do we?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my
place, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house, Bob
turned to me and said, If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously
replied.He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came
out Carrying a huge birthday cake ...Followed by my husband, My kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy
Birthday'.
And I just sat there....
On the
couch....
Naked.
And that's why I'm
divorced
divorced
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Ahhh Cindy! You do get some doozies!! LMBO here!