A SENIOR CITIZEN GOES IN FOR HIS YEARLY PHYSICAL WITH HIS WIFE TAGGING ALONG.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
 
 
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"  

The wife yells back to him, 
  
 "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR" 

  

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