My bud and I were working the stream. While walking over to the sluice box, I slipped. My bud says, " real miners don't slip on the rocks". I let it go 'til he came up out of the water yellin' " Man, that water is cold".
I said, real miners don't complain about a little cold water. He said, " ya, but it's frickin cold...".
That next morning I woke up as I rolled over, and noticed a small light was on just above my bud's bunk.
The next morning at breakfast I mentioned, "Ya know, real miners don't use night lights".
He tryed to defend himself sayin' somethin' about a bad switch on the light. I just said,"Uh...huh..., sure".
After all, he started it. LOL
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