You might be a Pospector if your neighbors complain about the holes dug in their yards
If You pan what you sweep out of the back of your truck.
If You pan what you sweep out of your driveway.
If You dump your Vaccum bags and pan that.
If You own more than 3 five gallon buckets.
If You have a favorit shovel.
Ok now add Your own !
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you maybe a prospector if you wash your truck on a tarp so you can pan the dirt.
You maybe a prospector if you end up in the dog house for using the pots pand pans ind the tub to clean up all the dirt you brought homeand the tub wont drain. LOL
If you're gainfully employed but you still meet most people underneath bridges.
You might be a prospector if you haven't found anything for a while so you dig the gold out of your tooth to show every one the "picker" you found
If you spend more time checking out a new pan than you did checking out your last truck!
Well Done Boogie You Are A Prospector !!! Laughing here !
Here's a list I've had around for awhile.
Are you a prospector? Let's find out...
You might not be a prospector if :
If you think that Mother Lode is Tommy Lodes mom, you might not be a prospector.
If you think Concentrates is something that grandpa does on the toilet, you might not be a prospector.
If you think a High Banker is a bank teller with a drug problem, you might not be a prospector.
If you think a picker is that kid in school who used to eat his boogers, you might not be a prospector.
If you think a flake is your cousin Ned from California, you might not be a prospector.
If you think crevicing is a type of foreplay, you might not be a prospector.
If you think a streak test is an examination that you take while naked, you might not be a prospector.
If you think that sampling is the same thing as bar hopping, you might not be a prospector.
If you've ever mistaken a Blue Bowl for a Bidet, you might not be a prospector.
If you think a Desert Fox is German general named Rommel, you might not be a prospector.
If you think that a white pvc pipe sticking up out of the ground is for target practice, you might not be a prospector.
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You might be a prospector if :
If your deck is missing sections of indoor/outdoor carpet, you might be a prospector.
If your car no longer fits in the garage because of all the buckets full of dirt, you might be a prospector.
If your emergency kit consists of a magnet, coat hanger or crevicing tool, magnifier, gps, and a can of beans, you might be a prospector.
If you have a gold pan in every car you own, you might be a prospector.
If corrugated pipe gives you lots of great ideas, you might be a prospector.
If you're relieved that the camper in your favorite spot is a fisherman, you might be a prospector.
If the screens are missing from over half of the windows in your house and you can't blame the kids, you might be a prospector.
If you've ever cried like a little girl after spilling a bucket of cons back into the creek, you might be a prospector.
If you know all the words to "Gold Fever theme song", you might be a prospector.
If your gun rack is carrying a rifle and a metal detector, you might be a prospector.
If you're up late at night searching BLM sites instead of looking at porn, you might be a prospector.
If you stir your soup by shaking it vigorously, you might be a prospector.
If you have more sets of waders in your closet than you have pants, you might be a prospector.
If the first sign of fall gets you depressed, you might be a prospector.
If you think fall colors are what you find in your pan late in the year, you might be a prospector.
If all of your tools are painted yellow and black, you might be a prospector (this one is for ScottKS).
If you've refered to your wife as "the tender", you might be a prospector.
If you look for black sand while gardening, you might be a prospector.
If you own bottles of Jet Dry but no dish washer, you might be a prospector.
You might be a prospector if you take emty 5 gallon paint buckets out of a dumpster and say COOL !!!
I'm Laughing here because thats what I did sunday afternoon !
rain??? "ya aint made of sugar or salt so ya wont melt wil ya" my dad always asked me when i was little and complaining of a little water falling down outta the sky!
I get wet when I run a recircualting device like the Gold Cube at the house under cover! geesh whats a little rain to a prospector... now a thunder storm is a nother thing altogether!
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